Work: Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant,...

By mikeissad - 11/08/2012 19:37 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

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By UnemployedGirl - 02/07/2021 19:59

Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

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Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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By people suck - 28/03/2015 04:16 - United States - Oakland

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

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Get out

By hackshack - 08/06/2012 19:45 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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Sorry…

By Ricky - 09/03/2009 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML

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You deserved it 3 918

By Flippy - 29/08/2010 00:05 - United States

Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML

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Sunday 12 August 2012 0:20

My god, it's breeding

fylx100 19

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:20

I've lost all hope for humanity...

Comments

AznSamoan52 10

Sunday 12 August 2012 1:45

It's bad enough with Snooki here. The world can't handle a second Snooki.

xNiiiiiCKx 4

Sunday 12 August 2012 1:46

I think this is more of an F-our-Lives because we have to share our precious planet with idiots

aliciamarie1 8

Sunday 12 August 2012 1:48

Hormonal much?

rougeter 2

Sunday 12 August 2012 1:51

Well like people who have idols that are great men and women, her idol is a short miniature **** who think reproducing will help her viewership

writergirl23 19

Sunday 12 August 2012 1:57

She's young and pregnant. Blame the hormones

rainbowsforall 7

Sunday 12 August 2012 4:32

That is no excuse for her yelling and cussing at a store clerk. Nor does it explain her stupidity in not recognizing an english word and assuming that OP just randomly threw in a foreign word for the hell of it.

skullofdarkness 18

Sunday 12 August 2012 5:27

How did she get pregnant? By being a ******* retard

moonfal 21

Sunday 12 August 2012 17:58

Or blame her stupidity.

tj4234 35

Sunday 12 August 2012 1:58

I've had something like this happen to me before. The irony is that I was using the native language of that country. The local there just couldn't speak it :/.

XxskyelovexX 13

Sunday 12 August 2012 2:09

god its girls like that, who make the stereotype so other girls from Jersey (like me) seem to be stupid braindead assholes even though a lot of us aren't. I need to move out of Jersey

EpicGagaFan 7

Sunday 12 August 2012 17:31

I know what you mean! I'm from Jersey too and a bunch of people from different states act as if we are all brain dead. Snooki isn't even from NJ. Nor is she Italian >.