Work: Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant,...

By mikeissad - 11/08/2012 19:37 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 305

You deserved it 2 484

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By UnemployedGirl - 02/07/2021 19:59

Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 320

You deserved it 1 588

By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 255

You deserved it 6 369

Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 652

You deserved it 212

People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 975

You deserved it 2 710

By people suck - 28/03/2015 04:16 - United States - Oakland

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 382

You deserved it 2 518

Get out

By hackshack - 08/06/2012 19:45 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 497

You deserved it 3 940

You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 822

You deserved it 3 129

Sorry…

By Ricky - 09/03/2009 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 448

You deserved it 41 057

By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 031

You deserved it 3 918

By Flippy - 29/08/2010 00:05 - United States

Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 233

You deserved it 6 212

Death_Hoe_Inn 10

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:20

My god, it's breeding

fylx100 19

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:20

I've lost all hope for humanity...

Comments

dredkin 5

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:36

And YOUR part of the problem!

BubbleGrunge 18

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:36

The amount of pregnant teen jersey shore wannabes is to damn high!

Daffodilly 14

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:38

YOU'RE

spongeydude4 2

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:39

Wait pretentious isnt a foreign word? ...i have some 'splanin to do...

mikeymayhem_87 15

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:43

The corruption of youth..... Jersey Shore has got to be stopped!!

j_cat187 19

Sunday 12 August 2012 8:52

We need help from al-Qaeda.

Keep_It_Hot99 8

Sunday 12 August 2012 23:46

252- No. Just no.

j_cat187 19

Monday 13 August 2012 6:36

Amazing, SouthPark reference anyone? New Jersey taking over the US?

emeraldisle 30

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:44

I'm so glad jersey shore isn't in my country.

Kimitte 1

Sunday 12 August 2012 3:04

You are so lucky, 42..It's terrible where I live..

soad2014 7

Sunday 12 August 2012 3:26

47, I'm going to buy Rosetta Stone, learn your language, and move to your country.

emeraldisle 30

Sunday 12 August 2012 4:53

Umm what language do you think we speak in Ireland?

BradTheBrony 19

Sunday 12 August 2012 8:35

Martian.

sportcrazychick4 7

Sunday 12 August 2012 13:01

Galic! :)

random_jay 6

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:45

Grab her poof and throw her across the room

monalisa911 1

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:47

good job way to stereotype. my impression Is that you must be a bitch

torbey 23

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:54

I agree completely, stupid assumptions to make about someone you apparently just met.

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 12 August 2012 1:51

She's fifteen years old, pregnant and has an attitude problem. She's hardly the ******* cream of the crop. OP's opinion on the girl is completely justified.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Sunday 12 August 2012 11:29

Well it's pretty ridiculous to judge the OP when they are someone you have NEVER met.

roadrash2003 4

Sunday 12 August 2012 13:14

And your judging her like she did the fifteen year old so now who's the hipacriate

livehappy 8

Sunday 12 August 2012 18:23

272 - You mean a hypocrite? I don't know what a "hipacriate" is, but before you judge my generation based on their grammatical knowledge, please gain some yourself.