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By MikeMorin18 - 01/08/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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raider27 7

Monday 1 August 2011 9:11

Can't she get into trouble for hitting a co-worker?

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 1 August 2011 9:17

Your manager sounds like a real ball buster to me

Comments

ariannaimelda 7

Monday 1 August 2011 9:22

Karma's a bitch, just like you OP!

kalbrek009 20

Monday 1 August 2011 20:45

I lol every time I see that avatar pic & caption! LOL!

junz_fml 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:22

Say it not at work next time.

juliaaalove 8

Monday 1 August 2011 9:23

That's actually pretty creative.. I mean a broom handle? Not exactly what you'd expect!

Michigan_Girl 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:24

You're better off not talking to your coworkers about the other people you work with...it will always come back and bite you in the ass.

Debrakay7 1

Monday 1 August 2011 9:33

Or come back and bite you in the nuts. lol

konto1 1

Monday 1 August 2011 12:23

Or bite you in your nasty ****** ... wait, that's too disgusting.

ImInABox 6

Monday 1 August 2011 9:25

There's one less head to think with..

NaomiMadison 4

Monday 1 August 2011 9:28

Something tells me she's not allowed to do that!

organicmtdew 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:34

Your boy beans must be tiny to both get hit with a broom handle.

nigerhater 2

Monday 1 August 2011 11:08

Definitely take her to court. Assault, and in the workplace too. Hopefully you get a male judge (should it go all the way to the courtroom); he should actually understand how much being hit in the balls hurts.

organicmtdew 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:34

Your boy beans must be tiny to both get hit with a broom handle.

preetaleet 9

Monday 1 August 2011 9:36

Karma.....

BOOSCAREDU 0

Monday 1 August 2011 13:52

How the hell is karma related to this FML?

bpeavy07 5

Monday 1 August 2011 17:41

because he talked shit.... duh!

neonblue120 6

Monday 1 August 2011 19:18

So he deserved to be ASSAULTED?

dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 1 August 2011 9:40

No way is this deserved. Hit in the nuts for this? Sure, watch what you say and where, but this is no reason for hitting someone's balls. Report her to a superior, or sue. It's not just assault, but it happened in the workplace. Compensation time. I'm not the kind to go around saying people should sue over everything, but this definitely calls for her getting in trouble.