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By MikeMorin18 - 01/08/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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raider27 7

Monday 1 August 2011 9:11

Can't she get into trouble for hitting a co-worker?

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 1 August 2011 9:17

Your manager sounds like a real ball buster to me

Comments

swampbaby985 30

Monday 1 August 2011 9:53

Good thing all the manager did was hit you in the nuts with a broom handle, coulda gotten fired...

konto3 2

Monday 1 August 2011 12:07

Hopefully, she gets fired for being a violent c***.

manbearpig7173 0

Monday 1 August 2011 10:09

Consider yourself lucky you still have a job

mikedamico6 0

Monday 1 August 2011 15:45

you do realize he was the one assaulted right?

jhman 0

Monday 1 August 2011 10:12

look on the brightside at least you kept your job

LizzJizz 16

Monday 1 August 2011 10:15

Lol, thats what u get for talking about the employees superior to you while still in your work place....T_T not very smart.

akallaan 7

Monday 1 August 2011 10:15

Looks like she swept you off your feet huh?

samicna 4

Monday 1 August 2011 10:31

that's battery!

jacksonclarke 0

Monday 1 August 2011 11:45

eveready or duracell?

69_jackson_69 0

Monday 1 August 2011 17:33

Game, set, and match.

rooneyroo 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:03

As in assault and battery you fool!

redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 August 2011 10:55

She obviously does more than stand around and talk! She hits people with brooms, too!

Pasty_fml 4

Monday 1 August 2011 11:23

While its funny, causing someone physical harm and potentially ruining his chances to reproduce (not that we need more trash talking parents birthing trash talking kids) is wrong. I would report it and go to a doctor to make sure there was no permanent damage. That was wholly uncalled for. While talking shit on someone is wrong, she should have gone through the proper channels to get him in trouble. It makes her look horrible because hitting someone will always be worse than "he talked bad about me."