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By MikeMorin18 - 01/08/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML

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Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By NotJobbing - 11/08/2015 23:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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raider27 7

Monday 1 August 2011 9:11

Can't she get into trouble for hitting a co-worker?

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 1 August 2011 9:17

Your manager sounds like a real ball buster to me

Comments

slrosa 2

Monday 1 August 2011 14:53

If this is true which its not its not an fml its a yay I get to Sue my job for assault and sexual harassment

InvertedNipples 3

Monday 1 August 2011 15:20

"Clean my house bitch!!!!"

olectra47_fml 0

Monday 1 August 2011 15:29

I don't believe you.

Sara01 5

Monday 1 August 2011 15:31

Assult much?

EvilDave 13

Monday 1 August 2011 15:37

OP, you should have your manager arrested for battery, demand your manager be fired for workplace violence, then sue your manager and your employer.

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Monday 1 August 2011 15:40

If I had a choice, I'd rather get hit in the jewels than lose my job. This way, you can file a grievance against your manager, she could get fired, and you might wind up with her job. Sounds to me like this is a golden opportunity for you, OP.

0opsie 6

Monday 1 August 2011 15:46

Why does this have more YDIs? Like no one ever talks about people who piss them off. If this was a woman talking about a male manager he wouldn't have the right to slap her. FYL for having to work under someone who thinks it's acceptable to get physical. Report the assault and her slacking (if that part is actually true.)

AriadneBelle 3

Monday 1 August 2011 22:35

It is partially YDI for talking bad about her within earshot in the first place, but I agree. The punishment absolutely did not fit the crime here. FYL, OP.

rooneyroo 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:05

Free speech. he didn't deserve it at all. the pussy manager that gets butthurt over words and resorts to violence needs to spend a month in jail and obviously lose their job.