By Anonymous - 21/05/2013 06:31 - United States - Kokomo

Today, at work, my boss made me go outside and wash people's cars for free. I work at Verizon. FML
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RemyX1 7

Thats some good service you guys got there.

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Enslaved 36

You in a bikini might bring in business. Good thinking boss!

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skip_m 6

Dip a wet rag in gravel and never worry about being asked to wash cars again.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

That's outside your job description and you should've said so.

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Shmatterhorn 38

Then the boss lets OP know that she can collect her next check from the unemployment office.

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limitedition 25

Did he make you wear a skimpy bathing suit, too?

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KawaiiCupcake 14

That's how far some people go in order not get costumers. I thought this kind of shit happens in cartoons :P

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SoulAmeliorate 16

New ad: And now, for every purchase of a Verizon phone, you can come by for a free car wash!

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perdix 29

Can you hear me now? Good!

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RemyX1 7

Wash cars for free hmm I think I need to go get a new phone on account of sudden randomness. Ohh and Mr,Crabs wants to know where you work.

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buddy51 23

ATT can't offer that! Verizon gives you a free phone, a cheap contract and a clean car! Your boss- genius!!

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Kyle_Kawi27 7

"Hey go wash customers cars." ...."How about not."

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