By Red-cheeked - 18/05/2011 13:08

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
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bluegoldfish 7

ohh wow i hate when that happens. like when you get someone to call your phone to find where it is and suddenly it starts ringing from your pocket...or your hand...sigh...

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DFlit1 0

wow I'm sorry but usually when I look for my sunglasses I look around pat my pockets and check my head lol u could learn the procedure lol

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Snafuusmc 12

it happens to us all I to lost my glasses on my face to.

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ribbyc80 0

so somebody didn't steal your sunglasses, as per what is said in the beginning, which makes this FML redundant.

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lulututu 4

I like the word redundant:)

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xxlauruh 0

redundant seems to be the wrong word here.

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ribbyc80 0

oops, meant irrelevant, pointless, meaningless.

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RyanMacVey 17

should have said "i dont f***ing care where they are, i wanna know who f***ing put them there"

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HannahForbesxo 13

I think that would've made OP look more stupid.

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HannahForbesxo 13

Did OP ask for yours? No, you still commented it though.

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enonymous 8

You two should get married all you need is a crying baby and it'd be like thanksgiving at my house. Also I need to hear more conviction from you when you tell gayboii his opinions don't matter because he's not a chick

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HannahForbesxo 13

I didn't say his opinion doesn't matter, I was just disputing it. Though I'm going to agree with him on that point and say no, I'd rather not marry him.

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enonymous 8

Already both of you don't want to be married. It's like you two already went through it. keep fighting on guys I know you 2 will make it.

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RyanMacVey 17

why not??? ... i think i would make a pretty good husband

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HannahForbesxo 13

I don't really know you so I can't comment on whether or not you'd be a good husband.

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RyanMacVey 17

well you would be lucky to have a husband like me

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lulututu 4

That has to be one of the funniest conversations I have read:)

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enonymous 8

I'd marry him. I probably already have... If I did sorry about the crabs

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RyanMacVey 17

thats alright... i would marry anyone tbh if they wanted to marry me

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lionandthelamb61 9

Hannah and gay, you two obviously have this little flirty thing going on, you're the same age, you live in the same place...You can't fight the moonlight...I think a steamy PM or two are in order.

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BAMF519 0

haha ur pretty funny!

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NightmareStalker 0

umm as they stated, there were other thefts happening...so if your things were being stolen, this could easily happen...chill..

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CateXOX 0

... To be what?! I'm dying to know!

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xalerion 0

22 the pikachu in your picture seems to be a marsupial if you look closely... I wouldn't be drinking the water if I were you... do any of you remember those commercials for the beeper things that you could attach to almost anything and you'd have a pager of sorts that you could press a button and it would beep? I think op should buy a bunch of those and attach them to all her items and label them individually, but shed have to buy more to attach to her pager things so she wouldn't lose the pagers :)

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

...To be? I actually want to know what this guy was planning on saying, cause his comments are always so great to read. I'm dying here, please continue!

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alaskasfml 0

maybe the comment is unfinished so we can make up our own idea of what it might be..?

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enonymous 8

I think this is best summed up by saying "You best check yo self before you wreck yo self"

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theten_fml 9

I would of lied and said those were a different pair to not look like a jackass

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