Work: Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months...

By anonymous - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML

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Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML

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By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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Thursday 6 August 2015 19:03

Your attractiveness must run in the family.

quickit 24

Thursday 6 August 2015 19:04

Bringing a whole new meaning to keeping it in the family. ;)

Comments

whyusofat 17

Friday 7 August 2015 3:46

I'm surprised no one asked if the dad is married.

Cerebral_Origami 5

Friday 7 August 2015 4:22

Anyone else have a flashback to Indiana Jones? :) The fact that she slept with your dad would make things a little awkward but is that the real problem because if it's that she slept with someone else it's not too likely in this day and age you're going to find an adult virgin.

Drakone 9

Friday 7 August 2015 4:55

I have no thought that has anything to do with what this is all about. . .

KsGrapes 4

Friday 7 August 2015 4:48

so sorry bruh.... that truly sucks

tiredofwaiting 25

Friday 7 August 2015 4:56

It is good to know these sorts of things but at the same time you don't want to know. Sometimes not knowing cannot hurt you.

mrslegume 8

Friday 7 August 2015 5:56

Are your parents divorced? If not, awkward!

Upon_a_fuck 6

Friday 7 August 2015 6:38

Does she know

joshi42 16

Friday 7 August 2015 7:00

So what?

Mons_fml 27

Friday 7 August 2015 9:19

Mention your newfound knowledge to your dad and tell him that mommy doesnt have to know if you two swap salaries. You get her fired and a sweet raise.