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By anonymous - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 21:00

Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML

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By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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Small world

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 12:00

Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML

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Family affair

By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML

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Oh nooooo

By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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Thursday 6 August 2015 19:03

Your attractiveness must run in the family.

quickit 24

Thursday 6 August 2015 19:04

Bringing a whole new meaning to keeping it in the family. ;)

Comments

zarrganaut 17

Thursday 6 August 2015 21:21

Get out NOW.

not_your_taco 15

Thursday 6 August 2015 21:35

Follow up?

nighthawk91 10

Thursday 6 August 2015 22:13

You could be Eskimo brothers with your dad!!

lumene 17

Thursday 6 August 2015 22:36

RRRRRUUUUNNNNN! There are so many real, nice, girls who are absent of daddy fantasies waiting to find you! Don't forget your ***** spray!

vikky538 28

Thursday 6 August 2015 22:38

So your family tried it first before you?

Krwman 8

Thursday 6 August 2015 22:42

Recipe for disaster

mosquito19 14

Thursday 6 August 2015 23:32

high five son

eddyinfinity 21

Friday 7 August 2015 0:21

I would stop having feelings for someone like her

helmiz 17

Friday 7 August 2015 2:25

runs in the family

Witchylady 17

Friday 7 August 2015 2:34

Don't get into bed with that one. You never know who else she may screw in your family.

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