Health: Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with...

By prego - 24/08/2010 16:01 - Canada

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

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Splat!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 14:07 - Canada

Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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amerwin 3

Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:52

hop in the shower next time and just let it all out!

bummervacation 10

Tuesday 24 August 2010 19:44

awww that sucks.... :(

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skaterboy101 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 19:41

decisions decisions

Poepiepiesie 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:52

I call bullshit. You can easily combine pissing and vomiting. I even once combined ******** and vomiting and am now known as mr 'epicshitbarf' and it was epic because it worked so well.

effarve 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 15:44

so what happened did you puke or pee on the wall?

theTCWalsh 0

Monday 25 July 2011 23:07

should have hopped in the shower

AnarchyAmber 5

Friday 12 August 2011 12:51

Am I the only sane female in the world who actually keeps a trash can beside their toilet?! I mean for those of you who don't what the hell do you do with your dirty tampons (or pads)?!?! Gross!!!

fogrunner 13

Sunday 11 September 2011 13:37

a) They use menstrual cups. (Google them... Safe, eco, cheap. :) b) They wrap up their tampon / pad and take it to the kitchen trash. Btw, OP deserves it for breeding :)

bntilley 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:52

shoulda peed the floor, easier to clean up. I did the same thing when I was pregnant! sorry op!

RedHotMom26 3

Monday 22 August 2011 18:55

U ever hear of such a thing called a trash can?! Ya I managed to do both!

megan_lovee 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:15

mayb she didn't have a trash can bitch

XxXALYGATORXxX 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:34

You could of always took an empty ice cream bucket with you and puck in that and do your other stuff your doing I'm the bathroom at the sometime then you wouldn't have a mess