By prego - 24/08/2010 16:01 - Canada

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
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amerwin 3

hop in the shower next time and just let it all out!

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PWNjaban 0

Honey, that's what the garbage pail ppl keep in their bathroom is for! If you don't have one, now's the time to get one. Feel better! Well wishes to you and your new arrival. :)

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northernlass 7

Girl, that sucks Best wishes for a healthy pregnancy. I learned about the possibility of this happening in a college class I took, along with many other side effects of pregnancy. The woman in the prof's video suggested the same solutions as the other posters: tub, trash can, make your baby daddy clean up. I made permanent birth control plans after learning so much about pregnancy - kudos to you and all the moms around the world who are up to the challenge.

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what_the_fail 0

soon as i saw "im pregnant" i voted YDI.... you *****

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alldara 0

#203...and you know she's not married, engaged or having a baby with a long-term boyfriend or that it's otherwise planned...how? Please do tell.

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cindy1973 0

you are a full fledged moron. just because a woman is pregnant she is a *****? i guess your mother is a ***** too then, she has at least one child after all, even if the child can barely be called human....i dont know how its done in your family, but some people actually DO plan pregnancies.

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purrrdyprincess 0

had a towel next to the toilet at all times! I learned a few things after being pregnant with twins....nobody wants to make the embarrassing decisions u sometimes have to make but... having a towel laying on the floor make for such an easier clean up. (ps make sure u lean over a little so next time the chunks go on the floor rather than the wall) haha

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cindy1973 0

i keep a small bucket in the bathroom for just such emergencies...2 kids..stomach virus's...you soon learn....dump it in the toilet when youre done and all clean up consists of is some hot bleach water for the bucket.

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epistaxisdigitor_fml 0

after the first time, you learn to keep a bucket in the bathroom. it's just too ******* hard to cathterise oneself - especially since you're a girl.....

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Xandrick 22

Who were the 2310 assholes that clicked "You totally deserved it"? Sorry that had to happen hun. :-(

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varkey 7

wrong choice? you just vomit in the toilet, and pee in your pants. pee is easier to clean up if it does get on the floor (which it shouldn't, it probably would just make your pants wet so you take a shower immediately and wash them - no harm done) but yes, that really does suck, although you could have made a better decision, it still blows

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