Love: Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn... - FML

By Camou - 22/08/2013 00:01 - Puebla

Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes. He replied, “Oh you know, I’ve seen worse, I’ve been watching Dexter.” FML

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Unbansawsage 16

Sunday 22 May 2016 18:42

Hey, Its better than "eww, gross"

RabbitOfAurora 28

Sunday 22 May 2016 18:44

That's actually rather sweet of him.

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Alienlover 5

Monday 23 May 2016 6:48

I put you deserve it. But only because I think that's very awesome. :D most men are disgusted by it. Even though it's only natural. :)

CupOfCoffee 14

Monday 23 May 2016 16:57

Am I the only one who thinks that that is cute in a weird way? Yes? Okay, I'll let myself out...

RosesThorn17 7

Monday 23 May 2016 22:24

Well, its a lot better a reaction than most guys would give ("ew"). At least he wasn't grossed out. In fact, thats kinda sweet in a weird way. xD

Littlethings1 5

Tuesday 24 May 2016 5:27

at least he's honest...

Jinamisu 4

Saturday 28 May 2016 5:47

Honestly not a fml, he sounds supportive and sweet. My fiance and i shower together all the time even when i'm on my period and he doesn't give a shit either. its great being with someone you're 100% comfortable with.

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