Work: Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop...

By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 14:03 - United States

Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By wowzers0889 - 28/04/2012 21:21 - United States - New York

Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML

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By Hatemyjobbb - 01/05/2018 19:00

Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML

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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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By quackers - 08/07/2016 07:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML

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By van no gough - 22/03/2015 00:07 - United States - Springfield

Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

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By Sally - 17/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was heading out for lunch, and a co-worker asked me if I would pick up their pizza. I said yes, because, why not? Just as I arrived, they texted to inform me that the pizza was under the name "Anita Luong Duong". FML

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By Mike - 29/06/2021 02:01

Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML

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By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 20 September 2016 7:48

"The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me." On a side note, in which state do you live that you have a fuel shortage? Gas is $2 a gallon by me.

s0m3guy2010 21

Tuesday 20 September 2016 7:41

Does the 30 minutes or less policy still apply? I'd expect a timely delivery and nothing less.

Comments

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 20 September 2016 8:16

Well it's about time you get out of your car and get some exercise.

neverready 25

Tuesday 20 September 2016 9:10

Most Pizza places here also have some bikes or even little e-cars additionally. Your manager should think about buying some cheap bikes for delivery.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 20 September 2016 9:13

Unicycle! You show up to someone's door on a unicycle with a hot pizza, the tip will be so big, you could afford to buy your own pizza.

ASFDUMAL 8

Tuesday 20 September 2016 9:31

Pokemon go?

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Tuesday 20 September 2016 9:44

I used to be a Pizza Delivery driver and I can honestly say Ive walked a few deliveries. I don't mind it. Get the $1.50 for the delivery plus a tip.

Platinum69 8

Tuesday 20 September 2016 10:00

How about an electric moped or a bycicle?

Miss_080 21

Tuesday 20 September 2016 10:19

How about a bicycle?

askullnamedbilly 33

Tuesday 20 September 2016 11:56

Wouldn't the pizza be cold? I mean, unless the person lives right around the corner, I highly doubt they're going to enjoy eating a lukewarm pizza.

saffy66 34

Tuesday 20 September 2016 12:02

I'd like to know which state has the gas crisis too, because I'm going on a road trip in the US in a few weeks.

josiemorehouse 12

Tuesday 20 September 2016 13:17

The southeastern US: Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina. It was due to a supply pipeline rupturing in Alabama, that pipeline supplies most of the gas for the southeastern states. Hopefully it'll be fixed soon. I'm west of Atlanta GA and our stations are running out very quickly every day, some stations have been out for a few days. And prices are going up due to supply being short.