Geek: Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited...

By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML

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By WaitingByThePhone - 09/07/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML

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By Anon - 30/03/2012 05:10 - New Zealand

Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML

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By scaredshitless - 03/03/2012 13:55 - Finland

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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By Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By Forever Alone - 16/05/2019 06:14

Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML

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By skrumpp - 20/03/2014 16:15

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

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By someone72 - 22/03/2010 23:20 - United States

Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 11:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML

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Monday 4 May 2009 10:17

How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

mehungie2 3

Monday 4 May 2009 10:11

That happens to me too, sadface :(

Comments

AB_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:16

Dude... not an FML. Your life is not ****** because of this.

shaeto 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:19

that's a big deal? the fact that there was one second in your life where you weren't getting a text was a big deal?

tlc12195 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:20

idk how many times that has happened to me but it makes me sad everytime it does

falafelmuffin 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:23

Oh yeah, your life is ******! You DIDN'T get a text message! You probably cry if no one talks to you for a whole day. With an attitude like that, I wouldn't wanna text you either. And look at how many people commented with something exactly the same? Now you say FML.

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:27

ydi for being such a wuss

mmodified 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:32

happens all the time to me. I never get texts. hahaha.

Gabby125 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 4:08

If you get THAT excited over a text, then you obviously never get them lol

car_vroomvroom_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 4:12

boo freaking hoo! your life must be terrible.

scarnox 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 4:53

yeah actually this person's life is f***ed because if this loser gets that excited about a text, they clearly don't have much of a life. Still, not worthy of sharing with the world.

waterandbread 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 5:58

i agree your life is ****** because you get excited over a text. really? maybe you should make some friends. and if you want a text from someone, text them first. this really isn't that big of a deal. certainly not FML worthy. I have no clue how this got thru and my worst FMLs don't.