By kiki - 24/02/2010 05:54 - United States

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Today, before my date came to pick me up, I put tissues under my arms so I wouldn't leave wet marks. I forgot to remove them, and when we got physical, they fell out, looking like I'd stuffed my bra. FML
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awuh_man 0

that's not cool. to any of the posters above me. I see where she's coming from, I have over active sweat glands, and when I get nervous, I sweat a lot. it sucks having to pick clothes based on how much sweat will show. and I've tried everything, prescription deodorant, sweat pads, so don't be so rude and inconsiderate.

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babybubz 0

#18.. she probably DOES wear deodorant/antiperspirant as well.. but she might still sweat through that. SO.. she puts tissue under her pits to soak up any sweat she produces before she goes out... so she's not already sweaty when she leaves. just because she does that with the tissue doesn't mean she doesn't wear any deodorant you know.. geeeeeez.

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perdix 29

Your date's reaction would depend on what flopped out when the fun bags made their entrance. If they were A cups with inverted nipples, he'd think you were a deceptive liar, but if you revealed some mighty double-D's, he'd think you were like those tall girls who wear six-inch heels to make themselves circus-freak tall!

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ohSNAPyall 26

Here's my question: How many tissues did she use? I would guess one apiece. How would that be enough to stuff your cups?

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perdix 29

Naw, if you're a sweaty chick, you need a pretty thick pad of Kleenex to keep from getting pit stains. She should have gone for the hot sex right away and become a sweaty mess in the heat of passion. If she pleasures him well enough, he'll take her out even if it's raining in her armpits! ;)

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serendipitycue 0

Some people don't use deodorant or antiperspirant due to somewhat inconclusive emerging health risks. The holistic and natural deodorants don't always work as well as the commercial stuff. Whether that's the problem or not, girls go through a lot look our best. Lucky date for getting her shirt off, but in OPs case, I'd rather be accused of stuffing my bra on this one. That's just me though :)

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arcdiablo 2

first off most females have over active sweat glands. they can't help it so that doesn't mean they don't take showers or use deodorant. second off some of the problems are also tied to thyroids. so for those who don't know any better learn your ****** facts and worry about your ****** self and all your so called issues your not perfect either! and remember a key thing SHIT HAPPENS so get the **** over it!!

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AmberAnodyne 0

Yeah, maybe she sweats a lot and just had to put them there, but how do you "forget" to take tissues out of your pits? lmfao.

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crazylady654 0

funny, cuz i just read that FML in a Seventeen's traumarauma issue.......... FAIL.

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greeneye_fml 12

Excessive sweating can be a medical condition known as hyperhidriosis. Regular deoderant has little effect. You should look it up and see if it matches. There are special antipersperants you can buy (I reccomend Maxim) that do a lot of good.

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duncandonuts23 0

I'd rather be blamed for stuffing my bra as opposed to having difficulty with sweaty pits. Just sayin'.

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SeximusPrime 0

IF you don't have that overly-sweating issue people have, just put on extra antiperspirant right before you leave and you should be fine. Or wear a color like black so the sweat stains don't show. (And don't let him touch your pits. Ew, pit stains are ******* nasty.)

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alexFYL 11

Girls often wear really tight shirts made of a stupid fabric that soaks up all the sweat and makes it really obvious. Even with antiperspirant, it can be a problem. Really the only issue is wear a shirt under it that takes the brunt of the damage or use tissues. They also make these pads that you can put there, someone else mentioned them, I didn't check the link so I'm not sure if they're the same thing. People also use them to keep the dye from their blazers rubbing onto their shirts underneath and leaving stains.

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