Intimacy: Today, before my date came to pick me up, I put tissues under...

By kiki - 24/02/2010 05:54 - United States

Today, before my date came to pick me up, I put tissues under my arms so I wouldn't leave wet marks. I forgot to remove them, and when we got physical, they fell out, looking like I'd stuffed my bra. FML

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By smiles - 03/12/2014 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 16:44 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

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Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Richardson

Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 00:51 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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awuh_man 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 12:27

that's not cool. to any of the posters above me. I see where she's coming from, I have over active sweat glands, and when I get nervous, I sweat a lot. it sucks having to pick clothes based on how much sweat will show. and I've tried everything, prescription deodorant, sweat pads, so don't be so rude and inconsiderate.

babybubz 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 12:55

#18.. she probably DOES wear deodorant/antiperspirant as well.. but she might still sweat through that. SO.. she puts tissue under her pits to soak up any sweat she produces before she goes out... so she's not already sweaty when she leaves. just because she does that with the tissue doesn't mean she doesn't wear any deodorant you know.. geeeeeez.

Comments

Osakhomen 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 19:28

Well you're boobs didn't get smaller... so I don't think he'll think that. And you could just tell him the real story...

hennessey 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 19:28

That's why you keep it PG on the first date.

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:14

go buy some actual deoderant than isn't just that, but anti persprant. or some clinical strength anti persprant. lol than that won't happen again.

TheWorldChampion 5

Wednesday 24 February 2010 22:23

YDI for getting physical with a "date."

aaronm120 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 0:17

ydi for being easy

gunta 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 0:43

They made this new thing... damn what's it called?!?!? Oh yea... DEODORANT

tp4bunghole 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 1:48

that's really got to suck for you :(

soapy_sofa 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 2:05

lmfao

FearfulSpoon 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 2:43

The real question is how did she not notice the tissues were there through the entire date? Or, is she just easy and started "getting physical" at the beginning of the date?