By crazygirl10 - 28/05/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
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ImaginaryFoe 0

This is only a problem if your bf is dull or you can't sing. If that's the case, YDI.

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Cbizzlez 10

what's wrong with singing loudly? if he's ur bf he shouldn't care

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emilypwnsyourmom 0

love that my comments don't show up(: lolno

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emilypwnsyourmom 0

wow.my other comment showed up,then got deleted.nice.

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amandalovee 0

lol. wow. ur boyfriend got a surprise too eh?

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boopityboppity 11

If I were you, I'd move to Nebraska, Amanda. ^This guy seems creepy enough to find out where you live.

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nizzy09 3

how is this an fml? if u can't do that kind of stuff in front of ur boyfriend out of fun... u guys have a problem

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monkeygirl92 0

Exactly! My bf and I do the most embarrasing things in front of each other. Today we went to Burlington coat factory and he farted soo loud and then he looked at me and said "Bianca you disgusting girl!" lol I wasn't mad I just walked off laughing while people were staring at me. lol

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Xx_jESSii 3

lol that's funny that's qood yur comfy around him lyk tht, I would of did the same thinq if my bf did tht to me

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monkeygirl92 0

I mean it's not like I am ever going to see any of those people ever again in my life. So I really don't care if they think I farted. Lol my bf is a silly little boy.

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amandalovee 0

good point. ehh many creepers out there.

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icanhazlizard 0

There needs to be a "so the **** what" button on this site. So the **** what? Sorry to be rude, but really. He probably thought it was cute. If he didn't, you need to lose him. Fast.

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canitbe 0

hahaha at least you weren't singing Taylor swift on the free way stuck in traffic and have ever on look at you. ahh good times tho.

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OhHolaAlli 0

I'm guessing that happened to you :P

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canitbe 0

yeaa all the time haha

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ninjacapo 2

who gives a ****** shit up the ass. moist. anti-flood can suck my balls

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ilovecodyscott 0

not an fml, unless you were dancing naked and doing some crazy stunts, you're good.... or unless you song really bad.

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angeluv_2014 22

Why are all these comments being moderated??!! I wanna knoooooow

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

why the **** did you say moist? it is fun tobday though, moist moist moist!!!!! :)

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monkeygirl92 0

Your dog is absoultely gorgeous! I have a Maltese poodle. Her name is precious. :)

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

why are my comments being pushed down the list. it was way higher when I posted it.

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