Miscellaneous: Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend...

By crazygirl10 - 28/05/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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By Michelle - 06/12/2014 03:35 - United States - Abingdon

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 2:47

This is only a problem if your bf is dull or you can't sing. If that's the case, YDI.

Cbizzlez 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 2:51

what's wrong with singing loudly? if he's ur bf he shouldn't care

Comments

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 29 May 2010 3:07

WTF just happened to the dude I was talking about. am I going crazy or something it was right here a minute ago...

Daniboy_hockey 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 3:08

agreed with 38

jesusjammies 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 3:09

Your life is so over.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 29 May 2010 3:09

WTF just happened to the dude who said moist, it was right there. am I going crazy or something...

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 29 May 2010 3:12

sorry posted that twice, damn slow Internet on my iPod.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 29 May 2010 3:17

well for my fourth and possibly last comment on this one I'll say something related to this fml. GET OVER IT DAMN FUCKTARD, IF YOUR THAT EMBARESSED OF SOMEONE SEEING YOU THEN YDI. YOU PROBABLY HAVE NEIGHBOORS WHO COULDVE SEEN!!!!!!!