Love: Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels:... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

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akd_rocks 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:23

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:47

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

SurpriseButtseks 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:50

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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staymintyfresh 13

Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:03

Aha cheap clothes.

afulks78 11

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:36

Nice.

missalice0306 19

Saturday 26 November 2011 11:11

I'm amazed that you spent $530 just to meet a guy you met on the internet.

MaryPoppins88 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 19:53

Bahahaha why would you meet up with someone when you didn't know what they look like YDI

amhort 4

Monday 26 December 2011 0:44

I can see spending that much for an anniversary or birthday... but a first date? sheesh...

AquariusGirl 7

Friday 30 December 2011 17:21

Dumbass. Why the hell would you meet in person with someone you've been chatting with online. You are the stupidest dumbfuck I have ever met.

CharliesCool2084 8

Sunday 12 February 2012 21:36

Awkward... I hope you two haven't been talking dirty online.

samijokey123 11

Wednesday 4 April 2012 11:18

Incest is best, put ur cousin to the test:)

hewhoisntnamed 4

Sunday 6 May 2012 3:04

wait so you didn't know what he looked like?

sambudd14 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 12:01

That's so savage, oh well what a laugh

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