By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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jweb1434 6

$300 for a cocktail dress? Lmfao stupid

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ihuneiti12 9

haha With true love nothing is bad. He could your future. haha hoped he was worth it.

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vincentcloud 4

this is why you never spend 450 dollars on a first date

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AshleyReynaud 5

If you spent that much on a blond date you deserved it... -_-

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Blippety 23

Hey, historically, 80% of marriages have been between cousins. If you still like each other, I say go for it!

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thatfangirl 8

Who spends that much getting ready for a date? You're either loaded, or really bad at money management.

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ricky12345 4

Move to alberta, were all for incest here

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carmaisabitch 20

What...u didn't wanna "keep it in the family?" Jkjk

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Berber260 14

Just close your eyes if you two get naked

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