By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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youngwife 2

That is just to cute! lol Well hope you got a friend out of it.

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FaceMelterx2530 4

There are some things God can't control. for everything else, there's the Internet.

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akiluv 0

#1, you'll take her out if she spends a shitload of money on herself? but I agree, it's perfectly normal for cousins to marry.

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imortal20 0

amazing wording... I wonder where you got the idea from...

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michalch98 4

some of you are ****** poor! Go to Milan and look at those dresses my tux is 38,758 $ worth and for the incest thing so ...? My cousins hot I would want to **** her i love it when we go to the mall :) but nvr mindthat maybe your cuz is hotzz?;)

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adrii3 0

YDI because you put in mastercard format

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iknowimawesome 13

for everything else there's MasterCard ;)

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