By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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supernerd352 7

well thats legal in west virginia!!!!!!!

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happysmartg 5

that sucks for you but why would you spent 300$ on a dress on somebody you hardly know through the internet?

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Jenna_Bennasser 0

did you have fun?

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gemmyfay 0

haha well at least u weren't nervous anymore!

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MistyLazuli 0

LOL! I had something like that happen to me once. Only I didn't recognise him (he was a long-lost second cousin). Thank God I was celebate and never even kissed unless I was really keen on someone! The whole family would have heard about it and I would never have lived it down!!! :-D

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zeake96 1

welcome to the south.

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qwacktastick 8

YDI for spending so much money on such useless things. I bet you could have done your own nails and hair and he wouldent even have noticed

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MIL0_fml 0

for everything else, there's mastercard

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sherriebaby 0

Wow thanks for bragging... I hope you realize some of the people reading these can't afford any of that

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