By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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mal2012 4

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

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mowmowlife 21

Hah! YDI for purchasing so much for your online date, but it's really great you understood the value of something so ridiculous in the end. Applause...

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GK2012 9

that definitely qualifies as "awkward".

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miami_girl_1 3

You didn't ask him for a picture? Or atleast his name...?

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rosaaaa_fml 6

He here is a though, maybe, just maybe, the cousin was pranking her. Pretending like the perfect guy and using a fake name and live instead. It still is a lot of money to spend on a first date tough.

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hurley12 30

Seems like you have too much money if you payed all of that to meet someone you met online.

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Momo_Moonlight 25

Honestly, why would you spend so much money on someone from the internet? Someone who might as well be a fat, 60 years old, married and a freak?

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xXNerrrdXx 16

1st. why do u need all that for a first date o.o 2nd. 2monthes!! you really couldnt see a picture and fb or anything?!

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nekofrau 7

Is he a close cousin or a distant one?

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