Intimacy: Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started...

By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:56 - United States

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By lilybelle11 - 03/11/2020 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend bought Elden Ring and hasn’t listened to me once all day. At one point I got his attention by waving my bare boobs at him to remind him it’s his turn to cook. Unfortunately he didn’t listen to me then either, because, you know, my boobs were out and his ears shut down. FML

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By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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By Sad.To.Be.Me. - 13/01/2012 23:56 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

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MY EARS! MY EARS!

By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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Badjuju7711 0

Friday 23 September 2011 15:18

Dear nerds... Not everyday your naked girlfriends masturbates next to you... Be sure to take full advantage.

SunnyUserName123 5

Friday 23 September 2011 15:16

Internet dargonz > all. GAWD

Comments

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 26 September 2011 4:50

Wow......... Really??????? Might be time to can his ass.

creatingApast 11

Monday 26 September 2011 5:54

I hate to admit this, but this has happened to me as well. He also skipped my 21st birthday dinner to fish on World of Warcraft, so I went alone. Honestly this is not going to get better. I suggest leaving him. I know a few people who have lost their marriages to this game.

smokerises420 1

Monday 26 September 2011 7:13

ydi for dating a WOW'er

Pazu_fml 10

Monday 26 September 2011 8:07

Did you try talking to him first, or did you skip right to the noisy masturbation plan?

Demon_Squirril 9

Monday 26 September 2011 11:28

And that my friend, is how raids get done. He must be a champion of WOW heads. Without good men like him, where World Warcraft be?

anon45 6

Monday 26 September 2011 11:39

All of you who say "DUMP HIM LOL," I am a female WoW player, I date a WoW player, and I can tell you, having dated non WoW players, WoW players > non WoW players. You know where they are, every night, from 7:30 - midnight. And its bitches like you who piss off the 24 other people in his raid. You know hes busy, you know its his vice, why don't you respect that, just as he would respect you? Instead of letting him bad mouth you in guild chat for being a bitch.

TikiThorsen 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:08

If ONLY more girls were like you, we; Guild Masters and Raid Leaders wouldn't be hatin' girls/couples so much. Come to my guild, pl0x. X10 xD

Vkins 9

Monday 26 September 2011 12:47

You know, there are things like hobbies. It has nothing to do with him being respectless or not being interested in you...he's simply busy. And just because you're the "guuurrrl" it doesn't mean that he has to jump whenever you want him to. My gf respects that and that is what makes me love her more all the time.