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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

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Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
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Badjuju7711 0

Dear nerds... Not everyday your naked girlfriends masturbates next to you... Be sure to take full advantage.

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purplepug 0

Just break the gaming system or have it mysteriously disappear. And if that still doesn't get him to pay attention, then dump him and find someone who WON'T IGNORE YOU!!!!!!!!!

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anncorinnelife 4

Dump him!!! What's wrong with you???

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Adam1187 4

Yeah you can come and visit anytime.

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tashacamille 5

You should make his (playstation... Xbox..... Whatever) short circuit..... But in a way you can break up with him and have dramatic explosion of his gamebox as you walk away.... Leave no evidence

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leaamarie123 5

if he loves the game more then you dumb him ur to good for him anyways:))

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

The things that WoW makes us give up...it is very sad. Well, for the people who still play nonstop anyway.

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spacemonkey420 0

uhhhh yeah there is something wayyyy wrong with that guy

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taylorafterdark 16

********** in front of him. that could get his attention... or just break up with him.

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