By tortured - 10/09/2018 15:00

Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 972
You deserved it 257

Same thing different taste

Top comments

boopingsnoot 24

Tonsil stones? Bacterial vaginosis? A corpse brought to life by dark magic?

Tell your roommate to seek immediate medical help she definitely has some sort of medical condition causing the smell 😨😲😵🤢😖

Comments

ViviMage 39

This is off the wall, but you may have the same sort of immune system he does. Instinctively humans like the smell of someone that smells different than they do because it's a subtle sign the immune system is different and your potential child will be healthier. You're being put off because you know you don't want kids with him! Have him try baking soda scrub, or white vinegar. Possible fungal infection gone wrong. He'll either smell clean or smell like a human sized bag of chips!

tounces7 27

Plot twist: it’s OP’s nose that needs to see a doctor.

It could also be toilet hygiene - Maybe stinker doesn’t wipe?

This has got to be one of those times a girl finds a tampon shooved deep in her and it starts to smell incredibly horrid so go to the hospital so they can get that dumpster fire out of you

KingofTheYear 3

This has to be a medical condition. Boo-hoo poor you, you’d probably commit suicide if you had what she had from all the crap people talk

Get a wax warmer to see if that’ll at least help a little.

Stop bathing so your stench will overwhelm hers and you won't be able to smell her anymore. Problem solved.

tounces7 27

Either there's something wrong with your sense of smell, or something medically wrong with her.