By metalwolf - 20/04/2012 08:56 - United States

Today, driving home, I got bored and started debating how I know this is reality and not just a dream, even though dreams often seem real. The answer came quickly; in my dreams, I work normal hours and have time for things like hanging out with friends, and having a girlfriend. FML
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metalwolf 17

The problem isn't really organizing my time. Ideally I would like to get to sleep right when I get home and wake up in the early afternoon, but usually I fall asleep in the afternoon and wake up just a bit before I need to go to work again. Speaking of, I should be asleep right now.

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WCARlover 34

I'll be your girlfriend OP, cause my work hours suck too haha

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FilleNoir 21

This FML sucks! FML for reading it!

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TylerDirty 15

Maybe this is just a dream which is trying to fool you into thinking its real life? or maybe real life are actually dreams, and dreams are more real then what we think dreams are? 0.0 ahh my head hurts

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CyberPunkTink 0

Sounds like something jack sparrow would say while waving his arms around

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gracehi 31

63, I wish I could thumb up comments on the mobile version, because that made me LOL! I can SO see Jack Sparrow doing just that!

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mk58 31

66, you can thumb comments up on the mobile version... I'm on it right now.

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KiddNYC1O 20

FML official is not the only app, there are other cheap ones. Maybe 67 is stricken by one.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I meant cheap as in quality not value.

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kandi_kid69 15

24- Wild AND entertaining imagination. :)

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

"life is but a dream, dreams are just dreams"

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

aw :c come here *opens arms* this is a sad moment but I'll be your friend since I don't have many either tbh and I haven't been with anyone for a long time so I know how it feels so I would like to be there for you c':

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gracehi 31

Do you work where I work, OP? My entire command is working 12 hours a day, 7 days this week. And we're not even deployed! But you know what they say, "Hell Sucks Less."

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fresh1987 0

I think everyone has those thoughts every now and again

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MaddieLynn123 7

I think about that all the time, OP:). But FYL, sorry:(.

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uhnevermind 24

I too have found myself pondering the exact same thing.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Perhaps you should find a job that is a wee bit less time consuming, OP.

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