By metalwolf - 20/04/2012 08:56 - United States

Today, driving home, I got bored and started debating how I know this is reality and not just a dream, even though dreams often seem real. The answer came quickly; in my dreams, I work normal hours and have time for things like hanging out with friends, and having a girlfriend. FML
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metalwolf 17

The problem isn't really organizing my time. Ideally I would like to get to sleep right when I get home and wake up in the early afternoon, but usually I fall asleep in the afternoon and wake up just a bit before I need to go to work again. Speaking of, I should be asleep right now.

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WCARlover 34

I'll be your girlfriend OP, cause my work hours suck too haha

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H1sR1d30rD13Ch1c 0

Don't worry I work so much and work so hard in school that I don't have any time for anything not even a efficient amount of sleep that's why I don't have a boyfriend or a life do no one would wanna be my boyfriend anyway

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baked_goods 5

Obvious attention-whoring is obvious. Whether or not someone wants to be your boyfriend is a moot point to the topic; although I have an idea why they wouldn't want to be with you.

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Archay 13

If this is all a big dream, I feel bad for the person dreaming it.

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CazSpaz 1

Sure, that's why you don't have a girlfriend.

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KiddNYC1O 20

My dreams usually involve some kind of stress and very strange scenarios. If I'm not dreaming, I'm suffering from an episode of sleep paralysis...

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evilplatypus 38

Maybe your "dreams" are reality and this is just a nightmare?

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tracyle 2

Quit daydreaming and maybe you can find time for real friends etc

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nofearjenshere 12

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy..

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caybree 0

I like people with champion music taste

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liv2laugh721 0

I dont think not having time is the reason u dont hang out with friends or have a girlfriend

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