By metalwolf - 20/04/2012 08:56 - United States

Today, driving home, I got bored and started debating how I know this is reality and not just a dream, even though dreams often seem real. The answer came quickly; in my dreams, I work normal hours and have time for things like hanging out with friends, and having a girlfriend. FML
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metalwolf 17

The problem isn't really organizing my time. Ideally I would like to get to sleep right when I get home and wake up in the early afternoon, but usually I fall asleep in the afternoon and wake up just a bit before I need to go to work again. Speaking of, I should be asleep right now.

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WCARlover 34

I'll be your girlfriend OP, cause my work hours suck too haha

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racheljessie 17

Is this the real life, or is it just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality!... (5 points if you can name and continue the quote!). Oops! Someone already posted this quote! Sorry. Feel free to thumb me down.

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nofearjenshere 12

"Open our eyes, look up to the skies and see... " I'm glad I was not the only one to think of this song when I read the FML. Haha (: I love Bohemian Rhapsody!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go A little high, little low Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me...

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Zedd_fml 8

You Moonians and your eggos. Us Martians have Waffle and chicken.

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TheresNoMoreTp 4

Shit happens

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ImThatWeirdChick 2

Mindfuck!!!!!

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jaredofmo 22

You have deep reasoning. Deep. Deeper than the deep end at the kiddie pool.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality...

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scuttlebuttz 1

My dreams usually have dinosaurs. **** yeah

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DiruKitty18 8

Aw, man you got me all excited lol. If only it was true.:P I ******* love the moon haha.

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