By Eganstein - 12/11/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, due to a health insurance mix up, my schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds for a little over a week. She's convinced I can read her mind, and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit my throat in my sleep. Her medication won't be available for at least another two weeks. FML
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Eganstein 3

Just an update, she is in the hospital doing better, and my throat is in tact. And for everyone telling me to leave her, its not gonna happen

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Beeftinkle 13

Take her to the e.r. They have to give her medication when it is this serious

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DogStew 20

911! Urgent care! Psychiatric Emergency! Pick one! Death threats should not be taken lightly! Seriously, call 911! the hospital will have her meds.

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TurtleSmile 14

Have you tried saying what you think is on her mind? haha just kidding. This is serious and you need to take her to the hospital.

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AnimeLover16 4

I think it's cute that, even though she threatened you and is off her meds for the mean time, you still stay beside her; and if worse comes to worse, take her to the ER to get a substitute until she gets her meds.

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TColby 12

That sucks OP. I know what it's like to be with a schizophrenic person that hasn't taken their pills in a while, it's a very scary thing. I hope that things change in your favor soon so nobody gets hurt.

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PoppaSoda 5

Lots of good advice here. Last resort, psych ward. Don't bet your life on that pseudo-boyfriend guy psychology!!!

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friscosoonerkid 3

Yep! The US healthcare system sucks, but Obama is trying to fix it.

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darkmis1 17

Well I know I wouldn't waste any time dating someone like you.

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darkmis1 17

Call 911 and have an ambulance restrain her and take her to the ER. They can help her there.

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cherry72 13

Run away. Time for a new girlfriend.

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shadoliver 1

It really makes me smile that you love her for who she is though you might call her doctor and see what he/she can do

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