By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
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yeti0718 8

You couldn't just skip one day? I think fish pond legs are worse than stubble.

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iluvevil01 11

Can't you go a day without shaving your legs? Or just wear long pants?

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CinnamonRugby 5

Better hope you get Mario and not Wario. Mario may be a shroomer, but he works for lost change, and he isnt fat.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

um yes mario IS fat. wario is just fatter.

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CinnamonRugby 5

What are you talking about...have you played Mario? I've never seen a fat mario.

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luvscomplic8ed 6

Mario is of a healthy looking weight. Wario's just fat.

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CinnamonRugby 5

Better hope you get Mario and not Wario. Mario may be a shroomer, but he works for lost change, and he isnt fat.

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sunlicious 3

Or wear jeans/pants to cover ur legs. Or don't shave ur face.

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izzy7 11

Yes, because shaving your legs is THAT important. I hope you cut yourself and it gets infected from the dirty water, and you should sterilize yourself before, God forbid, you have children and pass your stupidity and superficial fancies on to another generation.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

No, you didn't *have* to. I'm not even sure why that would be an option. Where were you planning on showering? Surely any situation that requires shaved legs also requires a shower. Couldn't you shave your legs there? You didn't do yourself or your fish any favours here.

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Muffin_boo 12

Due to an unforeseen pipe related incident.. I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume a pipe burst. Which if that's the case the water would have to be shut off to the whole house. She didn't have to use the fish pond in the backyard, but if I were in her shoes I'd rather do that then resemble a wookiee from kashyyyk. :3 Tehe.

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estes816 9

Those legs will smell good. Algae eaters anonomyous

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betseyville 6

Yea, like you couldn't go a day (or few) without shaving, so you risk all kinds of disgusting bacteria/organisms/dirt getting inside of a cut or something.

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