By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 880
You deserved it 3 519

Same thing different taste

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You couldn't just skip one day? I think fish pond legs are worse than stubble.

iluvevil01 11

Can't you go a day without shaving your legs? Or just wear long pants?

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Wear pants and skip a day FFs. Infection incoming in 3..2..

tehdarkness 21

There is no other sink in the house? Weird. And, gross.

yourmurderscenex 13

someone hasn't heard of the flesh eatting bactria. have you not seen the news about the girl you had her leg amputated and the dude who had his junk cut off?

shiarrael 13

That's gross. You'd better hope your pond was healthy and not full of bacteria. :|

Fishfanatic 7

Shiarrael - ALL ponds are full of bacteria. The filter which everyone is supposed to have on garden sized ponds and any aquarium in the home, NEED bacteria to actually keep the fish alive and healthy. The bacteria are what eat and break down fish poo and pee. Every single surface in your house , including yourself, is covered in bacteria. No matter how much you clean or what with, you will have bacteria. They are the most numerous life form on the planet, and in most cases are actually required for life to even function. You wouldn't be able to digest food or take a shit without the help of the bacteria in your gut ( amongst other things ) Not all bacteria are bad. But there are indeed SOME in ponds and other bodies of water which are very harmful indeed if you have even minor cuts or scratched which are recent and still healing. Fish can also carry a type of TB which people can catch ( this is not common though ) , which shows up in the form of lesions on the skin as well as other symptoms ( it's not the same as cattle TB ) .

You couldn't have waited to shave? Well, don't let them get that bad then. Still, gross. Some women are too lazy to shave when they need to, others stoop to doing it in nasty conditions for various reasons. It's not that hard to get it right!

stop shaving and start waxing. You'll have less hair in your pipes so you don't have "pipe-related incidences" and end up shaving in a fish pond. Almost sounds like an Xfinity commercial.

let us know what kind of infection you get from that dumb idea