Animals: Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML

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Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML

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By BritneyFink - 04/02/2009 21:05 - Canada

Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML

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Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

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Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML

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KeithHarris 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:48

Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D PETA members are dicks.

michellaneous 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:42

whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!

Comments

ritalinboy 1

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:13

sue their asses for assault

jenelleo 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:46

you know most 'fake' fur is still made of dog... well its like part dog part polyester

Embarassment 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 21:59

Maybe try explaining to then?

D4rk_Asas1n 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:40

Haha wow **** PETA. They r a bunch if homos n lesbos. They jus destroyed ur property. Next time carry round son brass knucks n I don believe u will have a problem nemore

Literacy 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:58

#19 What the poster I assume you are replying to meant (You didn't give a number... newb) is that the "faux" fur she was wearing was still made of real fur. It was probably listed as, like, faux cheetah fur or just any fur in general. What "faux" means by definition is "not the original product". The faux fur here was not cheetah fur, but instead probably dog fur. To the op: PeTA is a bunch of firebombing extremists. To me, their actions are no different than those of Felice Orsini (PeTA destroys research with bombs, he was trying to kill Napoleon III with bombs, but still) and they should all go and get raped by dolphins. Several times. Violently. Then we'll see who still supports animal rights, and who would like to try an 8oz Filet Minon. :D

jessicaislameee 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 4:01

thats retarded. the dumbass PETA needs to mind their own damn business

heymanwasup 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:57

you can sue in small claims court for the money of your coat, embaressment, and assualt.

biglizqotwf 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:58

PETA makes me want to eat live cow babies and kick cute baby kitties. their tactics are absurd. destroying fur that is being worn by someone who loves it just means that the animal has now died in vain because it's remains have been ruined.