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By pissed - 10/05/2015 14:34 - United States - Dearborn

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2018 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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jessie85678 15

Monday 11 May 2015 0:24

Maybe it's time for you to take a vacation if you're that stressed out

haileyrows 26

Monday 11 May 2015 0:29

Yikes- I'm curious as to how you handled that... I think we need a follow up

Comments

carlfirebolt 27

Monday 11 May 2015 0:29

sometimes I accidentally pee all over the toilet seat in the morning when I'm taking a dump and it hits my pants D:

haileyrows 26

Monday 11 May 2015 0:29

Yikes- I'm curious as to how you handled that... I think we need a follow up

booze_n_bitches 37

Monday 11 May 2015 2:52

Not to be mistaken for a "follow through", OP.

Sazzles 17

Monday 11 May 2015 0:36

Just imagine the added stress when trying to explain what happened to your coworkers.

TheBossBryson 11

Monday 11 May 2015 0:36

Anyone notice?

MalcolmRodrigues 9

Monday 11 May 2015 4:02

Na, he went ghost mode.

guineagirl96 38

Monday 11 May 2015 0:39

This has actually been a recurring nightmare for me.

MattStro 23

Monday 11 May 2015 0:40

That's a little frightening that you're so stressed that you forget to take off your pants.. Maybe try taking a break from it all.

ckibb97 22

Monday 11 May 2015 0:40

What a piss take

piiiiiou_fml 12

Monday 11 May 2015 0:41

That´s strange, taking down your pants before peeing is normally a reflex and not something you are supposed to think of.

ironik69 31

Monday 11 May 2015 1:04

I've forgotten to take my socks off before a shower before. If your brain doesn't function the way "normal" people's does, then even small things actually require some thought.

potionowl 25

Monday 11 May 2015 9:16

Definitely a reflex. The only time that has happened to me, I was too drunk to function, and even then I remembered the pants, forgot the undergarments.