Miscellaneous: Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?"...

By Anonymous - 25/02/2014 21:17 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML

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By Dsark - 19/02/2014 05:12 - United States - San Diego

Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2021 05:01

Today, during my online class, I was answering my professor's question when my older sister slammed open the door to loudly say, "WHAT'S UP CHICKEN FUCKER?" My class heard. I hate online school. FML

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By advanced history teacher - 27/04/2015 04:58 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

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By yeetyeet - 09/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Whitehall

Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML

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By Puddlepop - 01/03/2016 09:20 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML

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By isabellam0426 - 02/11/2016 02:55

Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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By Vermont? - 22/02/2017 05:00 - United States

Today, in my AP U.S. history class, we had a very long, very slow discussion about whether or not Vermont is a state. I think I lost brain cells. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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Wednesday 26 February 2014 1:59

At least you know your class will never be dull... Just grab some popcorn while you're at it...

Welshite 39

Wednesday 26 February 2014 1:59

Colonel Sanders has my loyalty when I was drafted into the war of fried chicken vs baked.

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TrollingHaters 9

Wednesday 26 February 2014 4:47

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flamingice13 11

Wednesday 26 February 2014 4:47

dumbest thing I've ever heard.

ZigZagg 6

Wednesday 26 February 2014 4:51

I face all the palm.

JMichael 25

Wednesday 26 February 2014 4:53

Is this really what out world is falling too?

sthrnbell 9

Wednesday 26 February 2014 4:54

You must live in Kentucky also!

nialls_girl 13

Wednesday 26 February 2014 4:56

Well if your school is anything like mine, it doesn't take a lot to get in to an AP class.

MattFrost 10

Wednesday 26 February 2014 5:08

That's America for you.

PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Wednesday 26 February 2014 5:52

Please be joking.

Black_Knight80 13

Wednesday 26 February 2014 6:01

Waite, how did she end up in AP class? With that knowledge she should be in Harvard Law...

mcrblackred 8

Wednesday 26 February 2014 6:19

I deal with this stuff too! I swear the "smart" kids are complete idiots!

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