Miscellaneous: Today, during dinner, my mum asked why I've been so upset recently,...

By moronforadad - 05/01/2013 02:04 - United Kingdom - Carshalton

Today, during dinner, my mum asked why I've been so upset recently, so I just admitted it was because my girlfriend had cheated on me. At some point during my venting, I asked why this stuff always seems to happen to me. My dad looked up from his plate and said, "Probably karma." FML

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By screwed - 30/07/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML

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By Appelflap - 29/03/2013 22:18 - Belgium - Sint-niklaas

Today, I was feeling down following a recent breakup. My dad tried to comfort me by patting me on the back and saying everyone goes through ups and downs, "Like when I found out your mum and I were having a boy." I'm their only son. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2016 06:11 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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By -_- - 14/06/2014 03:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By heartbroken - 14/07/2012 01:41 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

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By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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Saturday 5 January 2013 5:36

He could have been a little more supportive. Unless, of course, the dad knows more to what is going on in this situation.

jgriff79 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:34

Karma is a bitch!

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Bk2012 3

Sunday 6 January 2013 6:01

That's when you start playing games like WoW. And try to get over it.

RoboCunnilingus 23

Sunday 6 January 2013 6:43

Dad has spoken. Ydi.

katt_is_here 24

Sunday 6 January 2013 19:57

Hmmm, I wonder why he could have said that? If you were a cheater before, YDI. If you've been a good, supportive boyfriend, YLS.

GRgoldfish 19

Monday 7 January 2013 16:02

well I don't know you but by what you have written I would say ... take a good look at your past decisions you've made and ask your self... is It me?

jamatox 3

Tuesday 8 January 2013 21:14

Sounds like something my dad would say.

TKA2012 6

Wednesday 9 January 2013 8:35

Your dad reminds me of Earl Hickey :P

taltamir 6

Friday 18 January 2013 8:38

Did you perhaps cheat on her and your father found out?

Cordite 6

Saturday 19 January 2013 11:10

The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick.

lina_bean 5

Tuesday 2 July 2013 15:08

Pisses me off!! Wish I could kick every cheater in the croch!!

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