Miscellaneous: Today, during dinner, my mum asked why I've been so upset recently,...

By moronforadad - 05/01/2013 02:04 - United Kingdom - Carshalton

Today, during dinner, my mum asked why I've been so upset recently, so I just admitted it was because my girlfriend had cheated on me. At some point during my venting, I asked why this stuff always seems to happen to me. My dad looked up from his plate and said, "Probably karma." FML

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By screwed - 30/07/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML

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By Appelflap - 29/03/2013 22:18 - Belgium - Sint-niklaas

Today, I was feeling down following a recent breakup. My dad tried to comfort me by patting me on the back and saying everyone goes through ups and downs, "Like when I found out your mum and I were having a boy." I'm their only son. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2016 06:11 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

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You deserved it 1 662

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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By -_- - 14/06/2014 03:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

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You deserved it 282

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 400

By heartbroken - 14/07/2012 01:41 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

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You deserved it 2 828

By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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dirton89 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:36

He could have been a little more supportive. Unless, of course, the dad knows more to what is going on in this situation.

jgriff79 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:34

Karma is a bitch!

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tj5810 21

Saturday 5 January 2013 10:03

Father knows best. Or at least more than the FML community. He may have a point and for that, YDI.

isabellegypsy 12

Saturday 5 January 2013 10:04

Well that was a pretty harsh thing for your dad to say! Better luck with future relationships OP :)

Homer1975 14

Saturday 5 January 2013 10:07

your dad is your karma

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 10:55

Look at it this way, new gf new year.

Seany_93 17

Saturday 5 January 2013 11:52

Lol

Erick_lawl 6

Saturday 5 January 2013 11:57

Maybe your dad said it because you treated your girlfriend like crap?

tonnie_soms 5

Saturday 5 January 2013 16:02

Does karma go from father to son?

Twipz_fml 3

Saturday 5 January 2013 19:25

Karma is bullshit

N1GHTS 12

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:42

Sucks to be you OP but what your dad said has me thinking that maybe you're not so innocent either.

Hyun18 5

Saturday 5 January 2013 23:31

I'd laugh if anyone named karma is reading all these comments .

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