Miscellaneous: Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie,...

By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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Movie night

By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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Weird simile but OK

By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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By maddiecat - 08/01/2013 05:34 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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Monday 20 July 2009 12:02

Copycat.

IreadFMLnaked 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:02

Try to be more original next time.

Comments

RaDa67 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:45

Waiit Wait wait..... people threw half full bags of popcorn at you.... damn popcorn I could've eatin instead... waste of food an drink.. fail for that.

Jerret 6

Wednesday 22 July 2009 3:39

The difference between you and that other dude: Originality.

XxCoolPersonxX 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 5:36

you couldve done that...but at another show not the same one the dude did it on so YDI "/

CaptainBaconMan 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 7:05

That's probably because it was during the movie if it was minutes later.

kmgentil 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 7:30

its not that hard, look ill do it on the internet H-A-R-R-Y, c'mon chear with me everyone

kizz_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 9:28

Harry, HArry, HARry, HARRy, HARRY!

skel_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 19:37

(throws bags of virtual popcorn at you guys

kmgentil 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 7:32

wait a sec, i was there!-im the dude who started it, thanks for following me

swagmonkey 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:19

So that's a bit of a harsh response, but given that the HARRY chant had already been done and finished, was it really necessary to try to start it all over again, a few minutes later? People probably felt that once was enough.

cheddarCheeese 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:39

Firstly, it really was a bad idea on your part to copy the guy. It's already been done. Secondly, if I were in that theater, I would've been ******* pissed! I hate it enough when people clap and cheer and get all crazy in theaters. You have to remember there's almost a hundred other people in there with you and some of us just want to watch, not be irritated by obnoxious people.

Afredo 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:07

anyone who applauds at a movie theater deserves whatever pelting they get. who are you clapping for? the guy running the reel? the people walking around making sure there's no mischief? NO ONE WHO MADE THE MOVIE CAN HEAR YOU.

novellover63 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 16:44

If they enjoyed the movie then why shouldn't they clap? Quit trudging on people's happiness. >:(

btrswt 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:02

FFS I completely agree, it's like people clapping when a plane lands.

starberries 0

Monday 22 November 2010 21:09

What the hell are you talking about?

Tank782 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 10:41

You deserve it for being an IDIOT. Who starts a chant right after it was already done!? I feel bad for you because you are obviously an attention seeker who THINKS that your cool. Just to let you know, YOUR NOT COOL!