Miscellaneous: Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie,...

By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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Movie night

By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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Weird simile but OK

By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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By maddiecat - 08/01/2013 05:34 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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Monday 20 July 2009 12:02

Copycat.

IreadFMLnaked 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:02

Try to be more original next time.

Comments

skullbuster 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:49

You're pathetic. For the record, there is a reason why those stars shoot around that smiling filmstrip while saying Shhhhhhh before the movie starts. It's the theater's polite way of saying don't interrupt everyone else with your bullshit!

manoverboard 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:49

Nice, nice. Why didn't you just join in when he was doing it? :/

PimpinPenguin 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:53

That's attractive

JayXL14 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:10

A girl? On the internet? You don't say..

dcfan44 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:41

ftw i live in massachussetts also known as title town with the best team in the mlb the redsox and harry pootter used 2 be gud but after the 3rd movie it sucked and YDI cuz you just do FTW GO REDSOX

skullbuster 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:37

Too bad the schools in "title town" are failing to teach coherent writing skills. And there is a really great group of commenters on ESPN.com, we would love to smack you down for your Red Sox fixation, but plugging them here just makes you look like a complete asshat!

theshinepolice 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 0:29

i live in MA too, but i dont see the relevance.

HumpDeBump17 4

Monday 20 July 2009 19:48

Oh God. I mean, I like the Harry Potter series (although I prefer the books to the films) but why would you EVER start chanting the name of the main character in the previews? Especially if someone had done the exact same thing minutes earlier? Sorry. YDI.

flyingpan8 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:35

*throws virtual bag of shit, catpiss, and hobo smegma at you*

weirdgirl_sf 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:13

Dude op, you are a massive dork for copying that guy. I, like many posters here, would not have thrown my $30 snacks at you but I definitely would have yelled for you to shut up and sit down. Maybe if you had started chanting Dracco or Voldemort (sp?) you would have had some supporters of team evil on your side and it MIGHT have been funny. You are teh fail.