Miscellaneous: Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie,...

By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 200

You deserved it 85 189

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 945

You deserved it 7 026

By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 751

You deserved it 5 271

By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 872

You deserved it 54 095

By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 813

You deserved it 1 415

By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 128

You deserved it 47 376

Movie night

By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 662

You deserved it 1 718

Weird simile but OK

By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 343

You deserved it 3 784

By maddiecat - 08/01/2013 05:34 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 418

You deserved it 100 860

By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 824

You deserved it 63 080

By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 642

You deserved it 1 720

HurriKaty 4

Monday 20 July 2009 12:02

Copycat.

IreadFMLnaked 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:02

Try to be more original next time.

Comments

nirvan5a 1

Monday 20 July 2009 13:02

be creative :)

LuckyCharms_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 13:03

YDI for trying to be cool

fash 0

Monday 20 July 2009 13:05

I'm glad I live in England. I went to the cinema in NYC once and it was so noisy! In England you expect to be shushed for eating with your mouth open. Also I love watching the previews! Shame on both of you :P

babaa_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:38

I'm glad I live in new york because at least here in America we can read. NEWSFLASH the girl who wrote this is from CHELSEA. CHELSEA, ENGLAND artard

cheech_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:46

Glad I live in Co cause apparently that's where the people that REALLY know how to read live. NEWS FLASH her NAME is Chelsea, She LIVES in New Jersey... Which in case you haven't looked at a map lately is in AMERICA!! Make sure you read correctly before you correct someone else idiot.

Kozzy333 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:48

I'm glad I'm Canadian because I can clearly see that it says New Jersey.

Fawq37 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:57

fail

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:59

**** canada

midwestjerk 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:57

No, don't **** Canada. Russia gave it a really nasty STD back when they still owned Alaska.

xxXChiiXxx 2

Monday 20 July 2009 21:29

HAHAHAHA! XD

fash 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:19

Ha, you total ******* retard. **** your life, moron.

reinizzle 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:34

#64 Way to disgrace our country. FAIL!

queenmac 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:42

I think that you are supposed to spell it as "R-tard". "Artard" isn't an actual word.

atomicmrpelly 2

Monday 20 July 2009 13:10

#1,2,3 and 4 pretty much have this covered for me! And #25 makes a good point, shut up! The previews are how I decide what films I want to see in the near future! Also YDI for being in a cinema so lame that everybody cheered for Harry Potter in the first place!