Miscellaneous: Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie,...

By Chelsea - 20/07/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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By Bisounours - 22/07/2011 11:23 - France

Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML

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You deserved it 1 415

By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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Movie night

By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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Weird simile but OK

By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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By maddiecat - 08/01/2013 05:34 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

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You deserved it 100 860

By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 63 080

By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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HurriKaty 4

Monday 20 July 2009 12:02

Copycat.

IreadFMLnaked 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:02

Try to be more original next time.

Comments

ritzy05 1

Monday 20 July 2009 15:21

did you do it during the new moon trailer?? b/c I would've thrown a person at you if i were in that theater.

Atropos_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 15:29

I would have joined anyone who made noise during a New Moon trailer.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 20 July 2009 15:42

And you're a Twitard apparently m'dear. I would have screamed "Twilight series sucks!" during the New Moon trailer. I'm wearing my "Twilight Sucks" t-shirt if I actually go see the HP movie. Well they had no reason to throw things, but seriously though don't do the same thing; I would have just sat there with a puzzled look on my face. Voting both on this one.

midwestjerk 0

Monday 20 July 2009 20:17

I intend to get a group of friends together to do a live Rifftrax of New Moon. The chance of ruining the movie for a bunch of vapid teens and housewives who can't recognize shit when they see/read it is too good to pass up.

ellbtvsvm 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:45

You're a jackass and kind of an idiot, if you're gonna pay to see a movie just to ruin it for others.

jilleuhhn 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:25

Obnoxious Harry Potter chant > Twilight movies no wait that's actually wrong. ANYTHING > Twilight

midwestjerk 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:30

ellbtvsvm - You bet I am. Twilight fans are, by and by large, brain-dead idiots. It's worth the $10 to annoy them.

riaaa 0

Monday 20 July 2009 15:40

LAWLLLLLLLS

tinyrainclouds 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:03

I'm calling shenanigans. No one throws popcorn and soda which they've paid $15 for at anyone.

caligal14 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:42

I didn't even think of that. Good one! I might have thrown a small handful of popcorn, but definately not my entire bag and certainly not my soda. But still, just sit down and stfu it's not necessary to do the same thing the other gu just did.

lolwatlol 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:06

YDI for copying something that was stupid already.

diabetic_rage 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:09

way to be a copyfag. YDI X 1000.

Sexxi 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:10

its not her fault shes from jersey. this is expected behavior there

o_x_fml 7

Monday 20 July 2009 16:15

...you dumbass.

LSD_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:15

YDI because you copied him, and Harry Potter is nerdy as ****.

GoldenGirl83 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:59

What's nerdy about Harry Potter? It's great. The only people who say that are the ones who aren't able to read a book that long.

Chach_12 0

Monday 20 July 2009 18:45

I agree! I don't understand what is so nerdy about liking Harry Potter...

lolwatlol 0

Monday 20 July 2009 21:38

Yeah, because reading Harry Potter is seriously hard...... lol I like Harry Potter and all, read all the books multiple times, etc, but if you think the books got any literary value at all, then you've never read a real book.