Love: Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

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By ScrewedOver - 02/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 01:36 - France

Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML

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By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

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By dantko - 01/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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LittlestPrincess 21

Tuesday 1 January 2013 16:42

Your resolution for 2013: find a girlfriend who truly deserves you.

perdix 29

Tuesday 1 January 2013 16:43

May auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind. That's Scottish for "Dump that ho!"

Comments

lowshadows 21

Tuesday 1 January 2013 19:11

have you ever met a girl that you tried to date wait a year to make love she wanted you to wait. let me tell you a story bout my situation I've been talking to this girl from the U.S nation..(someone continue)

Catkam623 27

Tuesday 1 January 2013 22:47

And I finally got her to come visit, well this bitch was ugly but she seemed nice, that was until I caught her with my brother

speckledots 29

Tuesday 1 January 2013 23:00

No.

lowshadows 21

Tuesday 1 January 2013 23:22

thanks mood killlers.

liljay55 3

Tuesday 1 January 2013 19:18

Lovely way to start off your New Years..

BlowinChronic 18

Tuesday 1 January 2013 20:17

Better to dump her now instead of later.

shabbydoooo 8

Tuesday 1 January 2013 19:32

Yeah dump her and start out fresh with the new year.

zombieslayer83 19

Tuesday 1 January 2013 19:46

Time for a new girl.

BlowinChronic 18

Tuesday 1 January 2013 20:12

I don't understand why some people can't take a joke. Noor is obviously not serious.

JEHughes 13

Tuesday 1 January 2013 20:15

Sounds like 80% of all girls out there. They call guys pigs when they are the ones who cheat physically and emotionally. Sorry to hear that, get rid of that *****.