Miscellaneous: Today, during the opening night performance of our schools musical,... - FML

By Porcelain - 03/10/2009 13:47 - United States

Today, during the opening night performance of our schools musical, while I wasn't on stage I decided to use the restroom. I came out to find two of my fellow actresses putting their hands over my mouth. Apparently, I had left my microphone on and everyone heard me using the restroom. FML

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Weezie_rm 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:14

So I wouldn't talk and the audience wouldn't hear me. And I didn't make any awkward sounds in the restroom either. All of a sudden the audience just heard a huge "FLUSH!!!!"Which is why the sound guys didnt have time to turn off the mic. And they apologized to me afterwards, but it was embarrassing. Now it's funny.

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bontron 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:05

Uuuunnnhhhh oh my god fuckyesfuckyesfuckyes. *flush*

screaming_theft 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 21:00

Any respectable sound tech, would have muted your channel immediately after realizing what was going on.. and even if you were off stage, your mic channel should have been muted anyway.

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MyChemLover1344 2

Monday 20 December 2010 9:01

okay, not everything is the sound guys' fault. i've had to go to the restroom during a show. remove the goddamn mic. from your ear. it's really not that difficult.

markymark1429 8

Saturday 30 April 2011 9:45

this post is fake. if she had a mic for her play, there would have been a soundboard with someone running it and they could mute her

georgei 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 4:33

I'm a techie and I hate it when gay actors leave their mics on.

et11495 4

Friday 8 July 2011 8:17

Just like The Naked Gun, you should be proud.

gdog17 2

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:28

ha. that happens often. we had a girl curse while during intermission.

luvfurevr 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:07

i did the same thing but instead of them hearin me in the washroom the audience heard me swearin for messing up my lines

guitarst1071995 12

Sunday 5 May 2013 16:58

I'm sure you "pissed" off a lot of people. What a "shitty" situation!!! Aahahahaha, no? Anybody? Ok...

darkfireflame 15

Wednesday 26 March 2014 1:42

Performance of a lifetime.

undertakeme 4

Thursday 14 January 2016 19:53

I don't see how this keeps happening. Why doesn't the Sound Tech mute the mic from the sound board when they hear that!

msberry445 19

Sunday 31 July 2016 6:50

at least you're not like the one girl in my high school who would meow when she was using the restroom...

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