By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML
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Doortje 29

Ooh, pogo sticks! Definitely worth it. But YDI for eating that much. Try to control yourself next time.

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Jimboom 11

Yes I see. Another victim of Pogo dieting. Less dangerous than Yo-yo dieting but more messy.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

30/31 - Okay. Lesson of the day: what happens when you eat a shit ton of food and then do something active immediately after? You feel sick, right? Well, what happens if you stuff yourself so much you resemble a human sausage? Even walking makes you feel sick. So, adding jumping on a pogo stick is not a good idea. Guess what happened? They threw up on their shoes. Not very hard to deduce that, ladies and gents.

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cptmorgan15 2

That is the funniest picture ever! haha, but you're an idiot.

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ellephaba101 0

Are you jmayrod on amirite?

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taelorrae011 0

lol I like how you worded that last part.

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BeccaMCR4 0

Why the hell were you pogo sticking in Olive Garden? Dumbass, you deserved it.

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MissBunny25 0

she wasn't pogo sticking IN olive garden, dumbass. she got out of olive garden, then chose to get on a pogo stick. I imagine she would have gotten kicked out if she was pogo sticking IN olive garden.

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thatonename 7

would have made the fml better though. lol.

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619warrior281 5

your one of those people who eat before riding every ride at a carnival huh?

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TheLastZombie 3

At least your face isn't a different color!

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zowieandzander77 1

Olive Garden is NASTY!

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