Miscellaneous: Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML

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Same thing different taste

By 97 - 17/02/2012 21:10 - United States

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

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Foot soldier

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia

Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML

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Mismatched

By AlexSnower - 12/04/2020 02:00

Today, I'm trying to get over my OCD by wearing 2 different shoes. FML

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A little stiff and rusty

By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" It turns out she wears those shoes all the time, the color just matched her outfit. FML

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By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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By rhartnett11 - 23/04/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

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Foot soldiers unite

By Anonymous - 06/05/2023 15:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work and spent the entire day hobbling around in discomfort. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had forgotten to take remnants of the packing foam out of the tips of the shoes. FML

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You deserved it 1 107

By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 14 March 2011 8:48

Ooh, pogo sticks! Definitely worth it. But YDI for eating that much. Try to control yourself next time.

Jimboom 11

Monday 14 March 2011 10:33

Yes I see. Another victim of Pogo dieting. Less dangerous than Yo-yo dieting but more messy.

Comments

Happygofucky 0

Monday 14 March 2011 9:58

Yeah, usually any sort of strenuous activity after stuffing yourself with food is a bad idea, but you already knew that! So did it taste as good coming up as it did going down? Nomnomnom :D

skulluks 0

Monday 14 March 2011 10:09

Not enough info.

Doortje 29

Monday 14 March 2011 10:41

How much more info do you need?

MissBunny25 0

Monday 14 March 2011 14:59

17, get tour face out of the trough long enough to read and process things.. OP threw up .

Jimboom 11

Monday 14 March 2011 10:33

Yes I see. Another victim of Pogo dieting. Less dangerous than Yo-yo dieting but more messy.

russianfaye 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:55

I like you very much for makibg that joke.

aardvarkish 15

Monday 14 March 2011 11:14

At least you weren't drinking and driving...

QueenOfBoredom 0

Monday 14 March 2011 17:56

stuffing your face and riding isnt too dandy an idea either

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:31

Depends on how you interpret that...

NeonPopRocks 14

Friday 5 October 2012 16:30

She probably was, because what kind of sober person would do that?!!?

jacob4848 4

Monday 14 March 2011 11:35

You should eat more easy way to change your shoe color.

IamTheWil 0

Monday 14 March 2011 11:40

Grammar nazi ftw. And yeah, pogo sticks are never a good idea. As a guy you're essentially begging to get your sack smashed.

thatonename 7

Monday 14 March 2011 15:46

you stand and jump? how hard can that really be?

graceinsheepwear 33

Tuesday 3 September 2013 0:07

OP is female.

CTVrhythmguitari 8

Monday 14 March 2011 11:49

haha wow that sounds like a bad combo xD I mean their breadsticks are delicious, don't get me wrong, but that's a littttttttle over the top xD especially following it with pogo sticking! lol my record on a pogo stick without stopping/falling is 308 bounces! :D