By AndelleRae - 22/02/2012 12:02 - United States

Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML
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AndelleRae tells us more.

AndelleRae 9

This is mine. They are two and three years old, and while I tried to give them little buckets, they didn't always make it in. It's my job to watch them because I am their full time live in nanny. My sister works third shift and her husband recently passed away, so it's down to me to take care of them. Everyone is over it now, but it was a pretty nasty couple of days, for sure.

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Sounds like your two toddler nephews need to shipped back to their own homes!

That's delightful.. Hopefully you don't catch it. If they don't understand they need to go to the bathroom then you need to get them each a bucket!

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autumnisintheair 7

How does this even get a YDI? And sorry OP, hope they feel better soon, get them some Ginger ale, the acid helps with the nausea.

Warm the ginger ale and stir it a bit to get some of the bubbles out, that is very good for nausea

ShroomsOnAcid 16

The ginger ale would have to contain actual ginger to be of any real help, and most commercial ginger ale only uses flavoring. I would recommend ginger tea made either from a slice of fresh ginger, or ginger powder mixed in hot water.

mintypoison 22

It's deserves a YDI for the fact that OP can do something, but instead doesn't. They can get buckets, bowls, or teach them to puke in a trash can or the bathroom instead. Though I do feel for her. >: I hate flus enough and having to clean up after someone else sucks when you're sick, let alone with a stomach flu...

I'd like you to "teach" my two year old that when she feels like she needs to throw up she should hold it in and run into a bathroom! Or better yet to aim into a bucket. Good lick with that. They are toddlers!

Every time they throw up on the floor, take away a toy so they will learn

jerseyboy732 16

lock them in the bathroom.. atleast then you have it all contained to one room

Hang buckets around them so that they throw up in them, then empty and quick wash them so they can be used for the next time they throw up.

"Puke'n ralleh'! ...there's a couple hawt dawgs in there if y'all want some?"

In russia some people cure the flu by jumping into ice water this makes the body work harder and gets rid of the flu faster

No...no it does not. They do that in Russia because they've just drunk a bottle of vodka and have nothing better to do. Hypothermia doesn't make anything go away except your good health.

skyeyez9 24

Being drunk probably doesn't make them notice the cold as much. Which is another reason they think swimming in ice cold water is "fun."

They obviously get out right away. They jump in then get out right away and yes some people do this and it works

I'm not disputing that some idiots do it. I AM, however, refuting that it does anything other than shrivel your balls.

I wouldn't argue with someone with a medical degree on something like this.

RawrBunneh 0

Boyfriend? Where does it reference a boyfriend?

eastsidesoldier 7

Wow is this how u reply to stuff???

Gogetajh 3

your pic makes you look like your gonna mollest somebody

Why are you the one cleaning their mess? Where's their parents?

Hi Ralph. I'm clobbersaurus, i'm here to beat you into a bloody pulp!

Morgannnnuhhh 1