Love: Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather...

By dejected - 28/02/2010 01:32 - United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

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By Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Noname - 01/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

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By PityKitty - 24/12/2013 16:53

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

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Cheers

By Username - 10/10/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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Nice gesture, or something

By NoTeddies - 21/09/2016 22:48 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML

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By MushyKetchup - 14/08/2015 07:01 - United States - Amarillo

Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML

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Teddy is always there for you

By Lunar-Spice - 16/12/2020 04:54 - United States - Midlothian

Today, and for the past month, I'm so lonely that I fall asleep holding my teddy bear's paw for comfort. FML

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By eejit - 21/02/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

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By shawty_x - 26/04/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

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facingforeverr 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

change the batteries

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:19

Josh, sweetie, do you need a hug? :] because you seem awfully irritable 9_9

Comments

bluefairy_fml 24

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:56

Grow up and stop begging for attention. And if you want that stuffed animal to love you, think about its needs too (like batteries) :P

DiminishedFifth 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:14

to feel loved...pathetic

torch433 1

Friday 11 May 2012 23:00

like yur life

screwlife23 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:16

here are some batteries [ -] [ -]

psychomantra 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:35

you feel neglected? well first you shouldn't have neglected the stuffed animal with dead batteries.

FockinA 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:54

life sucks eh emochic? try youtube. works 9 times out of 10. Boom de ah dah !

AlterEggo 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:58

Can't help but think you one of those losers in life. Get some confidence and change who you are if life sucks. YDI for being lame.

alice_wt 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:07

i love spending time on my own! sitting alone at home alone on a rainy day, bundled up in a blanket and watching epic movies while eating snacks. I love it

bradensfml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:50

snickerdoodle is here!

fwongraven 10

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:28

Oh my God, stop being so pathetic! You feel rejected because a stuffed toy didn't say 'I love you'? Get a life! No-one gives a shit!

fwongraven 10

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:35

But it is funny that she's so pathetic she moans about being rejected by a stuffed toy. And it's not at all difficult to feel sorry for yourself, which is what her lame FML is all about.