By dejected - 28/02/2010 01:32 - United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML
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facingforeverr 0

change the batteries

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PsychoMerk 0

Josh, sweetie, do you need a hug? :] because you seem awfully irritable 9_9

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chandlerthedog 0

if your fat, you should look for happiness at the bottom of a chip bag and get on with your life :O

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iris1012 5

hey, you don't have to be fat to find happiness at the bottom of a chip bag lol

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GeneralCha 3

I'd like to see how you came to that asumption. And yes I know I spelt that wrong

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zippit09 0

Sooooooo.... spell it right then?

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GeneralCha 3

You understood what I said so does it matter?

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pyrobob4 0

YDI for making one of the worst run-on sentences I've ever seen.

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torch433 1

who gives a s*** she doesnt deservie it at all

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chandlerthedog 0

OP should talk to her docter and get some good drugs to help in the short term....

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redbeater 5

It's just the batteries. Stupid shit, go online or do something that makes you happy like play games or **********. This isn't an FML, but a FYL. I don't even feel dorry for you.

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GeneralCha 3

I don't feel "dorry" for her either. Then again I doubt I've ever felt "dorry".

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Sdras 0

Dorry is the amazing feeling you get when you're masterbating :P

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giselleluv 0

Well at least you love yourself right? The only thing I could possibly suggest is a therapist, getting a bf/gf, or chatting online with a stranger. If you want a laugh, go to YouTube and type in cyanide

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justj2010 0

Change the battery. Better yet, break out the vibrator- love yourself, dammit.

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