Love: Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather...

By dejected - 28/02/2010 01:32 - United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

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Right, Imma head out

By Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Noname - 01/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

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By PityKitty - 24/12/2013 16:53

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

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Cheers

By Username - 10/10/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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Nice gesture, or something

By NoTeddies - 21/09/2016 22:48 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML

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By MushyKetchup - 14/08/2015 07:01 - United States - Amarillo

Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML

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Teddy is always there for you

By Lunar-Spice - 16/12/2020 04:54 - United States - Midlothian

Today, and for the past month, I'm so lonely that I fall asleep holding my teddy bear's paw for comfort. FML

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By eejit - 21/02/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

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By shawty_x - 26/04/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

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facingforeverr 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:13

change the batteries

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:19

Josh, sweetie, do you need a hug? :] because you seem awfully irritable 9_9

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giselleluv 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:03

and happiness sad Larry.

tookietookie123 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:07

*insert hug here*

born_to_lose_fml 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:14

that's called overreacting. your stuffed animal hasn't rejected you, and even if you understand it, that's still a kinda pathetic way to get sympathy.

aprilv 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:26

Get over yourself.

Elamdri 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:29

Because people on the internet think they are anonymous, and thus they have carte blanche authority to treat everyone else like crap. Penny Arcade did an excellent comic on it a few years back. Being mean to people gives you a cheap sense of greater self value because if you diminish the worth of another human being, it makes you feel more valuable.

Elamdri 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:32

Youtube the song "Cheer up Charlie" from Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I find it's worth a laugh.

gth829c 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:36

this reminds me of that "American inventor" show a few years back with the guy that "invented" the stuffed animal that tells you "everything is going to be okay..." I think it was called My therapy buddy or something. pretty funny

gth829c 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 10:41

yupp, YouTube "everything is going to be alright" for a good laugh

BlueBomber 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:11

And what happens when the batteries run out on those? Do they keep a little power in reserve to blast out an FML before they die? That may have been what happened here.

TheAbsentOne 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:23

Wow I remember that. That thing thing was creepy as hell. "Everything is going to be all right.." Sounds like a child molester goldmine. *Sees kid at playground* "Hey kid come see my new toy.." *Abducted into van* Fail.

miss_morgann 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:06

Aha, I notice that every FML I read the comments to, you're like the grammar nazi. It's pretty funny, I actually look for your comments now. Just wanted to let you know.