By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

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Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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golden_warrior 23

Well, if you hand kinky sex afterwards then mission accomplished!

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perdix 29

#42, hats off to you! Great pun -- you didn't even need the sunglasses to lower!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Yeah well high heels + sailor outfit that was probably too large for you? I would have laughed too

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gun6slinger9 9

The problem is your focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

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mrsstaken 12

Don't put on someone's military uniform! The majority of men in the military are not attracted to females in a military uniform. Damn dependents and tag chasers!

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RedPillSucks 31

The high incidence of rape in the military suggests otherwise.

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seacadet 18

How is that sexist? Military wives are not all dependas or tag chasers.. but a lot are.. If you didnt earn the uniform, you don't rate to ******* wear it!

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DGED13 5

You have a point 75. But oh the grammar.

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mrsstaken 12

How is it sexist? I never put on my husband service uniform! I wear my own and I earned the right to wear it! The only people who should put on a military issued piece of clothing is the service member!

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mrsstaken 12

#65 men get raped too that has nothing to do with a uniform though

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AngrySailor 17

Look at 75's username. He is everyone's bitch. Nothing more.

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grayeyedmarine 14

finally someone else smart enough to understand if you didn't earn it you don't rate it

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kha_428 6

For Halloween last year I wore my husband's camos. I asked and he was perfectly okay with it. I was thanked a lot for serving, even though the uniform was clearly way too big for me. People saw that it was an official set and said thank you.

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roachyroo 5

Well I'm sure you looked laughable, it isnt an 80's romance movie.

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NioBerry 7

seeing how hilarious it is for someone to wear a uniform Ill fitting I kinda have to agree nice thought next time just wear the blouse ( or jacket ) and heels

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NioBerry 7

she wore the pants too and the cover ..... not just the blouse ...-.- just blouse and maybe cover sure that can come off sexy... but baggy pants meh even my husband makes fun of the baggyness

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iwadasn 32

Try reading it again. "I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels." She wasn't wearing the uniform pants, just the jacket and the hat.

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wildman1056 7

That sounds hot. Some of you people have no imagination.

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NodakN8V 25

I have the same uniform. Not enough information yet can I get a visual image but so far so good.

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babegirlprecious 12

All the way with #1:thardak Hahahah

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm asuming gun6slinger9 first language is not english, or he was trying for near miss double entendre/puns???

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